If you read this, There is a high possibility that you might just be insane. Yes, you have probably lost your mind and yes, you will soon be turned into a reckless zombie, feeding on the tasty brainz of your loved ones. I say tasty becuase i've been a zombie once, and i know how brainz taste. But that is the past. now i'm a healthy man and i know of my actions, believe it or not...
Enough about that, where were we... Ahh, yes. Your becoming a zombie. How exciting. Well, there's nothing i can do for you, good luck and just dont eat too many brainz, you might just become smart again. D'oh! i just told you the cure...wait a second... WHY the **** are you here Homer, shouldn't you be strangling Bart! This crazy world... I'm out of here!
Current Residence: Milky way, Earth
Operating System: Windows 7
Wallpaper of choice: 1920x1080
Personal Quote: "Make haste and eradicate yourself!"